When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

Glitter Jokes More Glitter Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What is a blonde's favorite color?

Glitter.