I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Tell him your plans.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Because he ate too much of them.
An Opti-Mystic.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
Glitter.