Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.