Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!