How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.