Dragon Milk Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus