What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.