What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown