When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.