Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Have a eggsellent day.
I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Ubisoft
Mrs Hawking
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
Because some relationships don't work out.
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
You are the wurst.
A school application.
9 months
They're both terrible without cream.
Pumps cream into tarts.
