Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.