Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.