What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.