What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses