Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen