Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light