How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)