How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.