Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet