How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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I feel positively charged!

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.