Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.