Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.