Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.