Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.