What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

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What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor