Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !