Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar