What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.