How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish