What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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He had a lot of aspirations.

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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On dos axes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."