What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."