What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Nascar Driver Jokes More Nascar Driver Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.