Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.