What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects