Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.