What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.