Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous