How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'