How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.