Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!