Piggy Jokes

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

Sweet Sour Pork Jokes More Sweet Sour Pork Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.