Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
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Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Because he was going *to fast*!
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
A pizza can feed a family.
She was fed up with the hole business.
Because they'd miss each other.
Reload, take better aim.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Your fingers.
Because there's a in the way.
He was too far out, man.
Merci backup.
I bet he has to leave the room.
Because you get eight more!
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.