A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
They both like to crack open a cold one
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
One leg's both the same.
Croakaine
Kermit the Fog !
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
In the Piggy bank
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
A. Telling you his real name.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.