Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.