Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

A: Because of its appeal.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.