Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.