Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

Explorer Jokes More Explorer Jokes

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.