What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !