What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)