Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!