Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.