Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.