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What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
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A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.
Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.
She was wearing mittens.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
