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What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
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UCLA
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
logic
Civic doody.
Greengos*
A chromatose
A: A newspaper.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
