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What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
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Lie-lacs!
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They're short 2 towers.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Their miscarriage
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
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When they scream they make no sense
So they can speak more fluently
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
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I don't know, let's reflect on this.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
