What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase