Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.