Because he liked sole music!
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Because he likes to Count.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
A buck-an-ear!
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
That was a cloche call!"
By referee-mail.
Penaltea!