What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture