What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.