What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.