What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.