book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
I reddit.
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They watch moving picktures.
Woofleball
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
A book has papers.
An author-dontist Wahey!
Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.