What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.