What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....