What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.