Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.