What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.