What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.