What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store