Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.