Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.